Christmas Stuff: Lights
i just ordered 88 measuring cups because they were free
im not going to tell my mum i ordered them
i cant wait for my 88 cups
do you think im fucking kidding
Tape googly eyes next to your webcam to help maintain eye contact.
NOTE: This is not an original tip. I saw it somewhere awhile ago, and can’t remember or figure out where. But still great advice!
OH MY GOD THIS IS GENIUS
I want to be a mature adult and work and make a name for myself and become successful but I also want to lie face down on the floor and eat ice cream in my pajamas all day and never go outside do you see my dilemma.
august, september, halloween, november, december
I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas
I believe it’s spelled hot as balls, fuck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas
don’t forget new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind
So who is gonna make the 2014 calendar that has these names for the months.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Oct 31st 11:59pm
Nov 1st 12:00am